A recent (very expensive) government study has proven that many families have pets!
Rover might be cute, but sometimes he can do some damage. I know. So Rover needs $250.00 for additional security deposit.
What if I have a cat?
Same deal! $250 extra for Fluffy the cat.
What if... #%@#%@?
Don't ask, you can't afford him. I
do have my limits, you know.