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You want it back.
Gosh! I want to give it back!
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Here's some helpful tips
- Remember what the place looked like when you moved in? Pretty much, that's what I'd like to see after you move out.
- Don't make me clean your oven! I'm the most expensive cleaning lady in town. And I'm gonna check, too! If you don't have the stomach to do it yourself, open up the yellow pages and find a maid service. It'll save big bucks!
- Did you paint the living room purple? Green? Orange? Quickly, but carefully, paint it back to the original color.
- I'm not a trash hauler. Don't leave me with the stuff you didn't feel like moving. I don't want your leaky waterbed or the wobbly chair or the 47 trash bags of clothes that don't fit anymore. Take it all with you.
- A few smudgy little handprints on walls are normal wear and tear. I'm sorry to tell you that holes in the walls are NOT.
- And even if you feel a compelling urge to bug out in the middle of the night, following the above guidelines counts alot when it comes to the amount of effort I'll expend in tracking you down.
You get the general idea.
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